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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

—Jeff Foxworthy
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Closed Captioning for the Reading-My-Handwriting Impared
Box 1
Cookie:Let me get this straight.
It doesn't grant wishes?
Box 2
Jason D:Right.
Box 3
Cookie:It just makes its own wishes.
Box 4
Jason D:Yup.
Box 5
Cookie:What good is a machine that just sits around making wishes?
Box 6
Wishing Machine:I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said that.