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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

—P. J. O'Rourke
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Closed Captioning for the Reading-My-Handwriting Impared
Box 1
Cookie:Let me get this straight.
It doesn't grant wishes?
Box 2
Jason D:Right.
Box 3
Cookie:It just makes its own wishes.
Box 4
Jason D:Yup.
Box 5
Cookie:What good is a machine that just sits around making wishes?
Box 6
Wishing Machine:I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said that.