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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

—Rita Mae Brown
18/21
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Closed Captioning for the Reading-My-Handwriting Impared
Box 1
Mr. X:Cookie, it's not useful for its wishes. It's impressive the machine can wish at all.
Wishing Machine:I wish I had feet.
Box 2
Mr. X:It shows creativity.
Imagination.
Wishing Machine:I wish bananas were crunchy.
Cookie:I guess
Box 3
Wishing Machine:I wish turkeys could fly.
Jason D:Actually, it just finds a situation that doesn't exist and makes a wish around it.
Box 4
Mr. X:Still, I'm quite impressed.
Wishing Machine:I wish the sky were green.
Box 5
Wishing Machine:I wish Error 404.
Box 6
Mr. X:Okay.
A little less impressed.
Wishing Machine:I wish blue screen of death.