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Well, they tell ya, 'Never hit a man with a closed fist.' But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
—Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
|Closed Captioning for the Reading-My-Handwriting Impared|
|Mr. X:||Cookie, it's not useful for its wishes. It's impressive the machine can wish at all.|
|Wishing Machine:||I wish I had feet.|
|Mr. X:||It shows creativity.|
|Wishing Machine:||I wish bananas were crunchy.|
|Wishing Machine:||I wish turkeys could fly.|
|Jason D:||Actually, it just finds a situation that doesn't exist and makes a wish around it.|
|Mr. X:||Still, I'm quite impressed.|
|Wishing Machine:||I wish the sky were green.|
|Wishing Machine:||I wish Error 404.|
A little less impressed.
|Wishing Machine:||I wish blue screen of death.|