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May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.

—Irish Prayer
20/21
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Closed Captioning for the Reading-My-Handwriting Impared
Box 1
Deb:Welcome to Taco Burger. How may I ...
Box 2
Deb:Frank? What are you doing here?
Jason D:Ordering a burger of course.
Box 3
Deb:But ... you're a burger.
Jason D:So? I can't eat myself, though I'm sure I'm delicious.
Box 4
Deb:But, isn't that canibalism?
Jason D:Only if I eat my own kind.
Box 5
Jason D:As long as you don't sell giant talking burgers, I'm okay.
Box 6
Jason D:It's like you ordering a monkey burger. Whether you like it or not, it's not canibalism.
Box 7
Deb:Fine. Here's your burger.
Jason D:Thanks.
Box 8
Jason D:Mmm...
Box 9
Deb:I'm taking Monkey Burger off the menu.