| Closed Captioning for the Reading-My-Handwriting Impared |
| Box 1 |
| Deb: | Welcome to Taco Burger. How may I ... |
| Box 2 |
| Deb: | Frank? What are you doing here? |
| Jason D: | Ordering a burger of course. |
| Box 3 |
| Deb: | But ... you're a burger. |
| Jason D: | So? I can't eat myself, though I'm sure I'm delicious. |
| Box 4 |
| Deb: | But, isn't that canibalism? |
| Jason D: | Only if I eat my own kind. |
| Box 5 |
| Jason D: | As long as you don't sell giant talking burgers, I'm okay. |
| Box 6 |
| Jason D: | It's like you ordering a monkey burger. Whether you like it or not, it's not canibalism. |
| Box 7 |
| Deb: | Fine. Here's your burger. |
| Jason D: | Thanks. |
| Box 8 |
| Jason D: | Mmm... |
| Box 9 |
| Deb: | I'm taking Monkey Burger off the menu. |
