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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

—Jeff Foxworthy

Synopsis: Low-budget film about a young man given a mystical medallion by an Aztec shaman, in order to become a puma-empowered champion like his father before him.


Reaction: The film is ridiculous, but the MST treatment is hilarious.


Personal Rating: 9/10

Select Cast and Crew
Alberto De Martino => Director
Massimo De Rita => Writer
Mario Vulpiani => Composer
Angelo Ragusa => Thug (uncredited)
Benito Stefanelli => Rankin, Kobras' Lieutenant
Beth McKeever => Staci (MST)
Bill Corbett => Crow T. Robot / Observer (MST)
Donald Pleasence => Kobras (as Donald Pleasance)
Edward Mannix => Rankin (voice) (uncredited)
Franco Ukmar => Kobras Man (uncredited)
Geoffrey Copleston => Sir George Bradley (as Jeffrey Coppleston)
Giovanni Cianfriglia => Thug (uncredited)
Guido Lollobrigida => Kobras Thug with Moustache
Kevin Murphy => Tom Servo / Professor Bobo / Roger Whitaker (MST)
Marco Stefanelli => Kobras Thug (uncredited)
Mary Jo Pehl => Pearl Forrester / Shelli the Nanite (MST)
Michael J. Nelson => Mike Nelson (MST)
Miguel Ángel Fuentes => Vadinho (as Miguel Angel Fuentes)
Nello Pazzafini => Hitman (uncredited)
Omero Capanna => Kobras Man (uncredited)
Patrick Brantseg => Gypsy / Brian (MST)
Paul Chaplin => Ortega (MST)
Peter Cellier => Museum Curator
Silvano Tranquilli => Ambassador Dobson
Sydne Rome => Miss Jane Dobson
Walter George Alton => Prof. Tony Farms / Puma Man

Random Trivia For This Title:

  • Star Donald Pleasence once cited this as the worst film he had ever been in.
  • When "Roger Whittaker" (as played by Kevin Murphy) appears at the end, everything he says is sung like a line from "The Last Farewell," Mr. Whittaker's hit song.