| Closed Captioning for the Reading-My-Handwriting Impared |
| Box 1 |
| Mam-J: | Wow! Our inaugural comic strip. Are you as excited as I am? |
| Jason D: | PAH! |
| Box 2 |
| Mam-J: | What's wrong? You're not excited? |
| Jason D: | Get real!
Everyone knows that the first strip of any series is lame. They don't have any good jokes yet. |
| Box 3 |
| Mam-J: | Oh, come on. I'm sure Ryan has a great idea to start us off. |
| Jason D: | Yeah. I'll believe it when I see it. |
| Box 4 |
| *Pause* |
| Box 5 |
| Mam-J: | CRAP! |
| Jason D: | Told Ya! |
