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—Jack Handey
Year ~ Births / Deaths
0193 ~ 1/00200 ~ 0/10201 ~ 0/11056 ~ 1/01082 ~ 1/01564 ~ 1/01616 ~ 0/11628 ~ 1/01667 ~ 1/01703 ~ 0/1
1707 ~ 1/01711 ~ 1/01737 ~ 1/01745 ~ 0/11747 ~ 1/01754 ~ 0/11775 ~ 1/01779 ~ 1/01780 ~ 0/11783 ~ 1/0
1785 ~ 1/01786 ~ 1/01794 ~ 0/21797 ~ 1/01799 ~ 1/01802 ~ 1/01804 ~ 1/01805 ~ 1/01812 ~ 1/01816 ~ 1/0
1817 ~ 0/11819 ~ 1/01821 ~ 1/01822 ~ 1/01826 ~ 1/01828 ~ 1/01831 ~ 1/01832 ~ 1/01837 ~ 0/11845 ~ 1/0
1847 ~ 1/01849 ~ 1/01850 ~ 2/01851 ~ 0/11853 ~ 1/01855 ~ 1/11856 ~ 3/01857 ~ 3/01858 ~ 3/01859 ~ 5/2
1860 ~ 1/01861 ~ 1/01862 ~ 4/01863 ~ 6/21864 ~ 5/11865 ~ 12/01866 ~ 7/01867 ~ 13/01868 ~ 6/01869 ~ 10/0
1870 ~ 10/21871 ~ 15/01872 ~ 15/01873 ~ 9/01874 ~ 22/01875 ~ 26/11876 ~ 19/01877 ~ 17/01878 ~ 26/01879 ~ 24/0
1880 ~ 33/21881 ~ 33/01882 ~ 32/01883 ~ 26/01884 ~ 43/01885 ~ 33/01886 ~ 49/01887 ~ 58/01888 ~ 63/01889 ~ 57/1
1890 ~ 50/11891 ~ 52/01892 ~ 55/01893 ~ 65/01894 ~ 61/11895 ~ 63/01896 ~ 56/11897 ~ 54/01898 ~ 59/11899 ~ 70/0
1900 ~ 59/01901 ~ 67/01902 ~ 67/01903 ~ 72/01904 ~ 80/01905 ~ 82/01906 ~ 84/01907 ~ 93/01908 ~ 98/11909 ~ 88/0
1910 ~ 77/01911 ~ 83/01912 ~ 88/01913 ~ 105/01914 ~ 105/01915 ~ 75/01916 ~ 84/01917 ~ 104/11918 ~ 82/01919 ~ 87/1
1920 ~ 112/11921 ~ 87/11922 ~ 99/01923 ~ 118/21924 ~ 121/51925 ~ 102/21926 ~ 113/31927 ~ 105/41928 ~ 131/11929 ~ 110/3
1930 ~ 120/91931 ~ 94/21932 ~ 99/41933 ~ 108/161934 ~ 99/41935 ~ 95/81936 ~ 110/101937 ~ 114/141938 ~ 107/91939 ~ 111/16
1940 ~ 133/231941 ~ 125/161942 ~ 133/211943 ~ 127/241944 ~ 126/211945 ~ 131/241946 ~ 152/311947 ~ 164/301948 ~ 160/291949 ~ 145/26
1950 ~ 192/291951 ~ 139/301952 ~ 160/361953 ~ 129/341954 ~ 136/291955 ~ 160/351956 ~ 152/381957 ~ 154/311958 ~ 172/401959 ~ 186/36
1960 ~ 168/361961 ~ 189/391962 ~ 168/441963 ~ 174/471964 ~ 199/461965 ~ 171/371966 ~ 155/451967 ~ 159/571968 ~ 193/461969 ~ 194/55
1970 ~ 191/491971 ~ 195/591972 ~ 160/461973 ~ 150/681974 ~ 154/481975 ~ 128/641976 ~ 156/531977 ~ 127/601978 ~ 145/551979 ~ 133/69
1980 ~ 122/681981 ~ 104/591982 ~ 96/561983 ~ 86/541984 ~ 92/771985 ~ 78/751986 ~ 84/671987 ~ 67/661988 ~ 64/851989 ~ 58/82
1990 ~ 40/681991 ~ 26/871992 ~ 50/1011993 ~ 42/781994 ~ 27/891995 ~ 23/751996 ~ 44/791997 ~ 29/701998 ~ 15/791999 ~ 13/92
2000 ~ 10/722001 ~ 8/682002 ~ 5/892003 ~ 7/992004 ~ 1/812005 ~ 4/1002006 ~ 6/712007 ~ 3/742008 ~ 0/842009 ~ 0/77
2010 ~ 1/902011 ~ 0/812012 ~ 1/872013 ~ 3/692014 ~ 0/462015 ~ 0/472016 ~ 0/242017 ~ 0/182018 ~ 0/272019 ~ 0/25
January - 994/437
1 - 47/16 2 - 27/17 3 - 32/14 4 - 37/17 5 - 30/13 6 - 36/16 7 - 30/16
8 - 38/14 9 - 35/13 10 - 32/13 11 - 28/15 12 - 29/12 13 - 34/12 14 - 34/18
15 - 33/13 16 - 25/14 17 - 33/12 18 - 27/13 19 - 41/15 20 - 39/6 21 - 32/20
22 - 23/11 23 - 27/11 24 - 26/11 25 - 29/18 26 - 34/12 27 - 32/16 28 - 23/12
29 - 29/9 30 - 37/24 31 - 32/8
February - 942/390
1 - 27/23 2 - 34/10 3 - 28/12 4 - 34/15 5 - 31/11 6 - 25/12 7 - 26/14
8 - 38/12 9 - 30/15 10 - 33/17 11 - 32/18 12 - 37/16 13 - 39/19 14 - 41/12
15 - 30/13 16 - 41/8 17 - 50/14 18 - 30/14 19 - 25/14 20 - 43/9 21 - 36/11
22 - 37/17 23 - 32/10 24 - 25/15 25 - 30/7 26 - 35/11 27 - 28/13 28 - 32/15
29 - 11/4
March - 1032/382
1 - 30/17 2 - 24/9 3 - 37/24 4 - 34/14 5 - 42/18 6 - 40/14 7 - 28/10
8 - 31/17 9 - 32/8 10 - 35/10 11 - 34/8 12 - 32/15 13 - 28/13 14 - 25/11
15 - 37/11 16 - 38/9 17 - 36/17 18 - 33/15 19 - 36/9 20 - 39/7 21 - 30/14
22 - 33/11 23 - 30/9 24 - 32/6 25 - 34/21 26 - 40/9 27 - 33/12 28 - 25/10
29 - 36/4 30 - 36/12 31 - 29/13
April - 997/382
1 - 33/12 2 - 29/10 3 - 39/12 4 - 40/16 5 - 35/14 6 - 36/11 7 - 27/14
8 - 27/12 9 - 24/11 10 - 36/16 11 - 27/16 12 - 26/10 13 - 26/6 14 - 38/14
15 - 35/18 16 - 41/16 17 - 37/10 18 - 41/14 19 - 37/9 20 - 38/9 21 - 24/14
22 - 35/7 23 - 37/17 24 - 35/12 25 - 27/20 26 - 38/15 27 - 26/11 28 - 35/9
29 - 40/12 30 - 26/12
May - 955/358
1 - 43/9 2 - 30/16 3 - 28/13 4 - 30/10 5 - 40/10 6 - 26/11 7 - 23/11
8 - 36/17 9 - 30/18 10 - 33/12 11 - 33/5 12 - 40/13 13 - 24/13 14 - 29/18
15 - 34/13 16 - 34/10 17 - 35/12 18 - 32/14 19 - 35/5 20 - 34/7 21 - 24/11
22 - 26/12 23 - 32/10 24 - 22/10 25 - 34/10 26 - 26/11 27 - 24/13 28 - 28/13
29 - 35/12 30 - 31/7 31 - 21/7
June - 1010/354
1 - 38/17 2 - 36/14 3 - 26/13 4 - 36/7 5 - 36/12 6 - 35/14 7 - 31/13
8 - 31/9 9 - 29/9 10 - 40/10 11 - 34/13 12 - 47/10 13 - 36/13 14 - 34/17
15 - 33/10 16 - 47/8 17 - 33/12 18 - 38/12 19 - 38/13 20 - 35/7 21 - 32/7
22 - 35/15 23 - 26/13 24 - 25/9 25 - 29/10 26 - 27/8 27 - 25/16 28 - 35/11
29 - 34/15 30 - 24/16
July - 995/364
1 - 46/14 2 - 26/17 3 - 32/11 4 - 31/12 5 - 23/8 6 - 27/16 7 - 37/8
8 - 32/15 9 - 34/7 10 - 27/12 11 - 29/9 12 - 32/9 13 - 26/11 14 - 37/7
15 - 25/17 16 - 26/5 17 - 36/13 18 - 42/11 19 - 28/11 20 - 26/11 21 - 31/10
22 - 27/8 23 - 29/16 24 - 37/15 25 - 30/15 26 - 42/12 27 - 43/14 28 - 27/12
29 - 31/15 30 - 38/8 31 - 38/10
August - 1085/351
1 - 37/10 2 - 39/8 3 - 32/9 4 - 28/11 5 - 30/14 6 - 40/12 7 - 39/11
8 - 38/11 9 - 40/15 10 - 33/7 11 - 26/18 12 - 38/8 13 - 28/13 14 - 29/11
15 - 31/9 16 - 42/12 17 - 30/15 18 - 33/11 19 - 44/10 20 - 34/7 21 - 34/5
22 - 35/11 23 - 33/18 24 - 33/17 25 - 47/14 26 - 28/5 27 - 43/14 28 - 43/12
29 - 27/15 30 - 29/11 31 - 36/7
September - 1034/350
1 - 33/12 2 - 33/12 3 - 31/8 4 - 32/11 5 - 29/6 6 - 30/8 7 - 35/13
8 - 34/7 9 - 40/14 10 - 37/17 11 - 30/14 12 - 32/15 13 - 30/8 14 - 35/12
15 - 46/8 16 - 33/11 17 - 31/10 18 - 34/6 19 - 36/6 20 - 41/15 21 - 31/7
22 - 33/13 23 - 29/9 24 - 40/15 25 - 34/14 26 - 35/18 27 - 34/9 28 - 40/19
29 - 36/18 30 - 36/12
October - 1038/368
1 - 45/6 2 - 30/14 3 - 40/12 4 - 37/13 5 - 32/8 6 - 32/19 7 - 36/9
8 - 39/11 9 - 35/5 10 - 38/9 11 - 29/10 12 - 21/17 13 - 31/12 14 - 33/16
15 - 30/15 16 - 23/17 17 - 34/16 18 - 32/14 19 - 31/9 20 - 37/16 21 - 26/9
22 - 38/5 23 - 35/12 24 - 36/12 25 - 39/18 26 - 37/11 27 - 24/9 28 - 36/11
29 - 26/7 30 - 37/9 31 - 37/10
November - 1032/351
1 - 34/8 2 - 21/10 3 - 34/13 4 - 44/11 5 - 42/19 6 - 30/3 7 - 31/14
8 - 33/11 9 - 28/16 10 - 43/15 11 - 44/14 12 - 27/18 13 - 35/8 14 - 29/9
15 - 33/9 16 - 26/16 17 - 39/8 18 - 36/8 19 - 36/8 20 - 36/6 21 - 30/17
22 - 42/18 23 - 31/8 24 - 24/13 25 - 38/13 26 - 23/7 27 - 41/13 28 - 40/12
29 - 25/18 30 - 56/7
December - 958/442
1 - 35/12 2 - 30/13 3 - 37/9 4 - 28/16 5 - 26/12 6 - 24/11 7 - 36/16
8 - 29/11 9 - 44/9 10 - 32/16 11 - 30/10 12 - 21/17 13 - 30/12 14 - 34/22
15 - 29/17 16 - 34/15 17 - 40/17 18 - 37/6 19 - 29/12 20 - 29/17 21 - 28/12
22 - 26/19 23 - 29/17 24 - 26/14 25 - 28/17 26 - 28/19 27 - 24/8 28 - 33/17
29 - 31/12 30 - 30/13 31 - 36/15