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The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go hey, I'm Vine Man.

—Jack Handey
Year ~ Births / Deaths
1564 ~ 1/01616 ~ 0/11628 ~ 1/01667 ~ 1/01703 ~ 0/11707 ~ 1/01711 ~ 1/01737 ~ 1/01745 ~ 0/11747 ~ 1/0
1754 ~ 0/11775 ~ 1/01779 ~ 1/01780 ~ 0/11783 ~ 1/01785 ~ 1/01786 ~ 1/01794 ~ 0/21797 ~ 1/01799 ~ 1/0
1802 ~ 1/01804 ~ 1/01805 ~ 1/01812 ~ 1/01816 ~ 1/01817 ~ 0/11819 ~ 1/01821 ~ 1/01822 ~ 1/01826 ~ 1/0
1828 ~ 1/01831 ~ 1/01832 ~ 1/01837 ~ 0/11845 ~ 1/01847 ~ 1/01849 ~ 1/01850 ~ 2/01851 ~ 0/11853 ~ 1/0
1855 ~ 1/11856 ~ 3/01857 ~ 3/01858 ~ 3/01859 ~ 5/21860 ~ 1/01861 ~ 1/01862 ~ 4/01863 ~ 6/21864 ~ 5/1
1865 ~ 12/01866 ~ 7/01867 ~ 13/01868 ~ 6/01869 ~ 10/01870 ~ 10/21871 ~ 15/01872 ~ 15/01873 ~ 9/01874 ~ 22/0
1875 ~ 26/11876 ~ 19/01877 ~ 17/01878 ~ 26/01879 ~ 24/01880 ~ 33/21881 ~ 33/01882 ~ 32/01883 ~ 26/01884 ~ 43/0
1885 ~ 33/01886 ~ 49/01887 ~ 58/01888 ~ 63/01889 ~ 57/11890 ~ 50/11891 ~ 52/01892 ~ 55/01893 ~ 65/01894 ~ 61/1
1895 ~ 63/01896 ~ 56/11897 ~ 54/01898 ~ 59/11899 ~ 70/01900 ~ 59/01901 ~ 67/01902 ~ 67/01903 ~ 72/01904 ~ 80/0
1905 ~ 82/01906 ~ 84/01907 ~ 93/01908 ~ 98/11909 ~ 88/01910 ~ 77/01911 ~ 83/01912 ~ 89/01913 ~ 105/01914 ~ 105/0
1915 ~ 75/01916 ~ 84/01917 ~ 105/11918 ~ 82/01919 ~ 87/11920 ~ 112/11921 ~ 87/11922 ~ 99/01923 ~ 120/21924 ~ 122/5
1925 ~ 104/21926 ~ 113/31927 ~ 105/41928 ~ 133/11929 ~ 111/31930 ~ 120/91931 ~ 95/21932 ~ 99/41933 ~ 108/161934 ~ 99/4
1935 ~ 95/81936 ~ 112/101937 ~ 115/141938 ~ 108/91939 ~ 111/161940 ~ 133/231941 ~ 126/161942 ~ 134/211943 ~ 127/241944 ~ 126/21
1945 ~ 131/241946 ~ 152/311947 ~ 164/301948 ~ 160/291949 ~ 146/261950 ~ 195/291951 ~ 139/301952 ~ 164/361953 ~ 129/341954 ~ 137/29
1955 ~ 162/351956 ~ 153/381957 ~ 155/311958 ~ 175/401959 ~ 188/361960 ~ 169/361961 ~ 189/391962 ~ 171/441963 ~ 175/471964 ~ 204/46
1965 ~ 173/371966 ~ 157/451967 ~ 160/571968 ~ 194/461969 ~ 196/551970 ~ 195/491971 ~ 199/591972 ~ 161/461973 ~ 150/681974 ~ 156/48
1975 ~ 129/641976 ~ 157/531977 ~ 129/601978 ~ 148/551979 ~ 137/691980 ~ 125/681981 ~ 105/601982 ~ 99/561983 ~ 88/541984 ~ 93/77
1985 ~ 79/751986 ~ 84/681987 ~ 68/661988 ~ 64/861989 ~ 58/821990 ~ 41/681991 ~ 32/871992 ~ 51/1011993 ~ 44/781994 ~ 27/90
1995 ~ 24/751996 ~ 44/791997 ~ 29/701998 ~ 15/791999 ~ 15/922000 ~ 10/732001 ~ 9/682002 ~ 7/892003 ~ 7/992004 ~ 2/81
2005 ~ 4/1002006 ~ 6/712007 ~ 3/752008 ~ 0/862009 ~ 0/772010 ~ 1/912011 ~ 0/812012 ~ 1/882013 ~ 3/712014 ~ 0/48
2015 ~ 0/502016 ~ 0/282017 ~ 0/192018 ~ 0/272019 ~ 0/34
January - 1001/439
1 - 48/16 2 - 27/17 3 - 32/14 4 - 37/17 5 - 30/13 6 - 37/16 7 - 31/16
8 - 38/14 9 - 36/13 10 - 32/13 11 - 28/15 12 - 29/12 13 - 34/12 14 - 34/18
15 - 33/13 16 - 25/14 17 - 33/12 18 - 27/13 19 - 41/15 20 - 39/6 21 - 32/20
22 - 23/11 23 - 27/11 24 - 26/11 25 - 30/18 26 - 34/13 27 - 32/16 28 - 23/12
29 - 30/10 30 - 37/24 31 - 33/8
February - 952/396
1 - 28/23 2 - 34/11 3 - 28/12 4 - 35/16 5 - 31/11 6 - 25/12 7 - 26/14
8 - 38/12 9 - 30/15 10 - 33/17 11 - 32/18 12 - 37/16 13 - 39/19 14 - 41/13
15 - 30/14 16 - 41/8 17 - 51/14 18 - 30/14 19 - 26/14 20 - 43/9 21 - 37/12
22 - 37/17 23 - 33/10 24 - 26/15 25 - 30/7 26 - 36/11 27 - 28/13 28 - 34/16
29 - 11/4
March - 1042/385
1 - 30/17 2 - 26/9 3 - 37/24 4 - 34/14 5 - 42/18 6 - 40/14 7 - 28/11
8 - 31/17 9 - 32/8 10 - 35/10 11 - 34/8 12 - 33/15 13 - 28/13 14 - 25/11
15 - 37/11 16 - 39/9 17 - 36/17 18 - 33/15 19 - 36/9 20 - 40/7 21 - 32/14
22 - 33/11 23 - 30/9 24 - 34/6 25 - 34/21 26 - 40/10 27 - 33/12 28 - 25/10
29 - 36/4 30 - 36/12 31 - 30/14
April - 1002/383
1 - 33/12 2 - 29/10 3 - 39/12 4 - 40/16 5 - 35/14 6 - 36/11 7 - 27/14
8 - 27/12 9 - 24/11 10 - 37/16 11 - 27/17 12 - 26/10 13 - 26/6 14 - 38/14
15 - 35/18 16 - 41/16 17 - 38/10 18 - 41/14 19 - 38/9 20 - 38/9 21 - 24/14
22 - 35/7 23 - 37/17 24 - 36/12 25 - 27/20 26 - 38/15 27 - 27/11 28 - 35/9
29 - 40/12 30 - 26/12
May - 961/359
1 - 43/9 2 - 30/16 3 - 29/13 4 - 30/10 5 - 40/10 6 - 26/11 7 - 24/11
8 - 36/17 9 - 30/18 10 - 33/12 11 - 33/5 12 - 40/13 13 - 24/13 14 - 29/18
15 - 34/13 16 - 34/10 17 - 35/12 18 - 32/14 19 - 36/5 20 - 34/7 21 - 24/11
22 - 26/13 23 - 33/10 24 - 22/10 25 - 36/10 26 - 26/11 27 - 24/13 28 - 28/13
29 - 35/12 30 - 31/7 31 - 21/7
June - 1016/355
1 - 38/17 2 - 36/14 3 - 26/13 4 - 36/7 5 - 36/12 6 - 35/14 7 - 31/13
8 - 31/9 9 - 29/9 10 - 40/10 11 - 34/13 12 - 47/10 13 - 36/13 14 - 34/18
15 - 33/10 16 - 47/8 17 - 33/12 18 - 39/12 19 - 38/13 20 - 35/7 21 - 33/7
22 - 35/15 23 - 26/13 24 - 25/9 25 - 30/10 26 - 28/8 27 - 25/16 28 - 35/11
29 - 35/15 30 - 25/16
July - 1005/365
1 - 46/14 2 - 26/17 3 - 32/11 4 - 31/12 5 - 24/8 6 - 28/16 7 - 38/8
8 - 32/15 9 - 35/7 10 - 27/12 11 - 29/9 12 - 32/9 13 - 26/11 14 - 38/7
15 - 25/17 16 - 27/5 17 - 37/13 18 - 42/12 19 - 28/11 20 - 26/11 21 - 31/10
22 - 27/8 23 - 29/16 24 - 38/15 25 - 31/15 26 - 42/12 27 - 43/14 28 - 27/12
29 - 31/15 30 - 39/8 31 - 38/10
August - 1095/355
1 - 37/10 2 - 41/8 3 - 33/9 4 - 28/11 5 - 30/14 6 - 41/12 7 - 39/11
8 - 38/11 9 - 40/15 10 - 33/7 11 - 26/18 12 - 38/9 13 - 28/13 14 - 29/11
15 - 33/9 16 - 42/14 17 - 30/15 18 - 33/11 19 - 45/10 20 - 34/7 21 - 34/5
22 - 35/11 23 - 33/18 24 - 34/17 25 - 47/14 26 - 28/5 27 - 43/14 28 - 44/12
29 - 27/15 30 - 29/12 31 - 36/7
September - 1040/353
1 - 33/14 2 - 33/12 3 - 31/8 4 - 32/11 5 - 29/6 6 - 31/8 7 - 35/13
8 - 34/7 9 - 40/14 10 - 37/17 11 - 30/14 12 - 33/15 13 - 30/8 14 - 35/12
15 - 46/8 16 - 33/11 17 - 31/10 18 - 34/6 19 - 36/6 20 - 41/15 21 - 31/8
22 - 33/13 23 - 29/9 24 - 40/15 25 - 34/14 26 - 35/18 27 - 35/9 28 - 41/19
29 - 38/18 30 - 36/12
October - 1044/369
1 - 45/6 2 - 30/14 3 - 40/12 4 - 37/13 5 - 32/8 6 - 32/19 7 - 36/9
8 - 39/11 9 - 35/5 10 - 38/9 11 - 29/10 12 - 21/17 13 - 32/12 14 - 33/16
15 - 31/15 16 - 24/17 17 - 35/17 18 - 32/14 19 - 31/9 20 - 37/16 21 - 26/9
22 - 38/5 23 - 35/12 24 - 36/12 25 - 39/18 26 - 37/11 27 - 24/9 28 - 36/11
29 - 26/7 30 - 39/9 31 - 37/10
November - 1047/351
1 - 35/8 2 - 21/10 3 - 34/13 4 - 44/11 5 - 42/19 6 - 30/3 7 - 31/14
8 - 33/11 9 - 28/16 10 - 43/15 11 - 44/14 12 - 27/18 13 - 35/8 14 - 30/9
15 - 34/9 16 - 28/16 17 - 41/8 18 - 37/8 19 - 36/8 20 - 36/6 21 - 30/17
22 - 42/18 23 - 33/8 24 - 24/13 25 - 38/13 26 - 24/7 27 - 42/13 28 - 40/12
29 - 27/18 30 - 57/7
December - 968/448
1 - 36/12 2 - 30/14 3 - 37/9 4 - 28/16 5 - 26/13 6 - 25/11 7 - 36/16
8 - 29/13 9 - 44/9 10 - 32/16 11 - 31/10 12 - 21/17 13 - 30/12 14 - 35/22
15 - 29/17 16 - 34/15 17 - 40/17 18 - 38/6 19 - 30/12 20 - 30/18 21 - 28/12
22 - 26/19 23 - 30/17 24 - 27/14 25 - 28/17 26 - 28/19 27 - 24/8 28 - 33/18
29 - 32/12 30 - 30/13 31 - 36/15