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The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go hey, I'm Vine Man.

—Jack Handey
Year ~ Births / Deaths
0193 ~ 1/00200 ~ 0/10201 ~ 0/11056 ~ 1/01082 ~ 1/01564 ~ 1/01616 ~ 0/11628 ~ 1/01667 ~ 1/01703 ~ 0/1
1707 ~ 1/01711 ~ 1/01737 ~ 1/01745 ~ 0/11747 ~ 1/01754 ~ 0/11775 ~ 1/01779 ~ 1/01780 ~ 0/11783 ~ 1/0
1785 ~ 1/01786 ~ 1/01794 ~ 0/21797 ~ 1/01799 ~ 1/01802 ~ 1/01804 ~ 1/01805 ~ 1/01812 ~ 1/01816 ~ 1/0
1817 ~ 0/11819 ~ 1/01821 ~ 1/01822 ~ 1/01826 ~ 1/01828 ~ 1/01831 ~ 1/01832 ~ 1/01837 ~ 0/11845 ~ 1/0
1847 ~ 1/01849 ~ 1/01850 ~ 2/01851 ~ 0/11853 ~ 1/01855 ~ 1/11856 ~ 3/01857 ~ 3/01858 ~ 3/01859 ~ 5/2
1860 ~ 1/01861 ~ 1/01862 ~ 4/01863 ~ 6/21864 ~ 5/11865 ~ 12/01866 ~ 7/01867 ~ 13/01868 ~ 6/01869 ~ 10/0
1870 ~ 10/21871 ~ 15/01872 ~ 15/01873 ~ 9/01874 ~ 22/01875 ~ 26/11876 ~ 19/01877 ~ 17/01878 ~ 26/01879 ~ 24/0
1880 ~ 33/21881 ~ 33/01882 ~ 32/01883 ~ 26/01884 ~ 43/01885 ~ 33/01886 ~ 49/01887 ~ 57/01888 ~ 63/01889 ~ 57/1
1890 ~ 50/11891 ~ 52/01892 ~ 55/01893 ~ 65/01894 ~ 61/11895 ~ 62/01896 ~ 56/11897 ~ 54/01898 ~ 59/11899 ~ 69/0
1900 ~ 59/01901 ~ 67/01902 ~ 67/01903 ~ 71/01904 ~ 80/01905 ~ 82/01906 ~ 84/01907 ~ 93/01908 ~ 98/11909 ~ 88/0
1910 ~ 74/01911 ~ 83/01912 ~ 88/01913 ~ 105/01914 ~ 103/01915 ~ 74/01916 ~ 84/01917 ~ 104/11918 ~ 82/01919 ~ 87/1
1920 ~ 111/11921 ~ 86/11922 ~ 99/01923 ~ 118/21924 ~ 121/51925 ~ 100/21926 ~ 112/31927 ~ 105/41928 ~ 131/11929 ~ 110/3
1930 ~ 120/91931 ~ 94/21932 ~ 98/41933 ~ 107/161934 ~ 99/41935 ~ 94/81936 ~ 110/101937 ~ 114/141938 ~ 106/91939 ~ 109/16
1940 ~ 133/231941 ~ 125/161942 ~ 129/211943 ~ 127/241944 ~ 124/211945 ~ 129/241946 ~ 148/311947 ~ 162/301948 ~ 159/291949 ~ 140/26
1950 ~ 193/291951 ~ 138/301952 ~ 159/361953 ~ 127/341954 ~ 135/291955 ~ 158/351956 ~ 152/381957 ~ 153/311958 ~ 168/401959 ~ 183/36
1960 ~ 166/361961 ~ 185/391962 ~ 166/441963 ~ 171/461964 ~ 194/461965 ~ 169/371966 ~ 153/451967 ~ 156/571968 ~ 190/451969 ~ 189/54
1970 ~ 190/491971 ~ 187/591972 ~ 156/461973 ~ 144/681974 ~ 146/481975 ~ 121/631976 ~ 148/531977 ~ 122/601978 ~ 140/541979 ~ 123/69
1980 ~ 114/681981 ~ 98/591982 ~ 88/561983 ~ 83/541984 ~ 89/771985 ~ 74/751986 ~ 76/671987 ~ 62/661988 ~ 60/851989 ~ 52/81
1990 ~ 36/681991 ~ 26/861992 ~ 47/1011993 ~ 42/771994 ~ 26/881995 ~ 16/751996 ~ 40/791997 ~ 27/701998 ~ 15/791999 ~ 13/92
2000 ~ 10/722001 ~ 8/682002 ~ 4/882003 ~ 5/972004 ~ 1/812005 ~ 4/992006 ~ 3/712007 ~ 3/712008 ~ 0/842009 ~ 0/77
2010 ~ 1/892011 ~ 0/812012 ~ 1/872013 ~ 3/692014 ~ 0/462015 ~ 0/472016 ~ 0/242017 ~ 0/172018 ~ 0/20
January - 975/431
1 - 46/16 2 - 26/16 3 - 32/14 4 - 37/17 5 - 30/13 6 - 36/15 7 - 30/16
8 - 37/14 9 - 35/13 10 - 31/13 11 - 27/15 12 - 29/11 13 - 34/12 14 - 31/18
15 - 33/12 16 - 25/14 17 - 31/12 18 - 25/13 19 - 41/15 20 - 38/6 21 - 32/19
22 - 23/11 23 - 25/11 24 - 26/11 25 - 28/18 26 - 34/12 27 - 32/16 28 - 22/12
29 - 28/9 30 - 37/23 31 - 31/8
February - 926/385
1 - 27/23 2 - 33/10 3 - 26/12 4 - 33/15 5 - 31/10 6 - 25/12 7 - 26/12
8 - 37/12 9 - 30/15 10 - 31/16 11 - 31/18 12 - 37/16 13 - 39/19 14 - 41/12
15 - 30/13 16 - 39/8 17 - 49/14 18 - 30/14 19 - 25/14 20 - 41/9 21 - 36/11
22 - 37/17 23 - 32/9 24 - 24/15 25 - 29/7 26 - 34/11 27 - 28/13 28 - 32/15
29 - 11/4
March - 1016/378
1 - 30/17 2 - 24/9 3 - 35/24 4 - 33/13 5 - 41/18 6 - 40/14 7 - 27/10
8 - 31/16 9 - 32/8 10 - 34/10 11 - 32/8 12 - 32/15 13 - 28/13 14 - 25/11
15 - 36/11 16 - 37/8 17 - 35/17 18 - 33/15 19 - 36/9 20 - 38/7 21 - 28/14
22 - 33/11 23 - 30/9 24 - 32/6 25 - 34/21 26 - 40/9 27 - 33/12 28 - 24/10
29 - 36/4 30 - 36/11 31 - 28/13
April - 972/375
1 - 32/12 2 - 26/10 3 - 39/12 4 - 39/16 5 - 33/14 6 - 36/10 7 - 27/14
8 - 27/12 9 - 24/11 10 - 35/16 11 - 27/16 12 - 26/9 13 - 25/6 14 - 38/14
15 - 35/17 16 - 40/15 17 - 37/10 18 - 40/14 19 - 34/9 20 - 38/9 21 - 24/14
22 - 33/7 23 - 35/17 24 - 34/12 25 - 26/19 26 - 37/14 27 - 26/11 28 - 34/9
29 - 39/12 30 - 25/11
May - 936/354
1 - 42/9 2 - 30/16 3 - 27/13 4 - 29/10 5 - 40/9 6 - 25/11 7 - 23/10
8 - 35/17 9 - 29/18 10 - 33/12 11 - 32/5 12 - 40/13 13 - 23/13 14 - 29/17
15 - 33/13 16 - 34/10 17 - 34/12 18 - 31/14 19 - 34/5 20 - 33/7 21 - 23/11
22 - 26/12 23 - 32/10 24 - 21/10 25 - 34/10 26 - 26/11 27 - 24/13 28 - 28/12
29 - 32/12 30 - 31/7 31 - 20/7
June - 993/349
1 - 38/16 2 - 34/14 3 - 25/13 4 - 36/7 5 - 36/12 6 - 34/14 7 - 31/13
8 - 29/9 9 - 29/9 10 - 40/10 11 - 33/13 12 - 46/10 13 - 36/13 14 - 34/17
15 - 33/10 16 - 46/7 17 - 33/12 18 - 37/11 19 - 38/12 20 - 34/7 21 - 32/7
22 - 35/15 23 - 26/12 24 - 24/9 25 - 27/10 26 - 27/8 27 - 23/16 28 - 35/11
29 - 33/15 30 - 24/16
July - 976/360
1 - 45/14 2 - 26/17 3 - 31/11 4 - 29/12 5 - 23/8 6 - 26/16 7 - 37/8
8 - 30/15 9 - 34/6 10 - 27/12 11 - 29/9 12 - 32/9 13 - 25/10 14 - 37/7
15 - 23/17 16 - 26/5 17 - 33/13 18 - 41/11 19 - 28/10 20 - 26/11 21 - 30/10
22 - 27/8 23 - 29/16 24 - 37/15 25 - 30/15 26 - 42/11 27 - 43/14 28 - 27/12
29 - 30/15 30 - 36/8 31 - 37/10
August - 1065/349
1 - 37/10 2 - 36/8 3 - 31/9 4 - 28/11 5 - 30/14 6 - 37/12 7 - 38/11
8 - 38/11 9 - 38/15 10 - 32/7 11 - 26/17 12 - 38/8 13 - 28/13 14 - 29/11
15 - 31/9 16 - 41/12 17 - 30/15 18 - 33/11 19 - 43/10 20 - 34/7 21 - 33/5
22 - 35/11 23 - 32/17 24 - 33/17 25 - 47/14 26 - 26/5 27 - 43/14 28 - 42/12
29 - 27/15 30 - 28/11 31 - 35/7
September - 1015/348
1 - 33/12 2 - 33/12 3 - 31/8 4 - 32/11 5 - 29/6 6 - 28/8 7 - 33/13
8 - 33/7 9 - 39/14 10 - 37/17 11 - 30/14 12 - 30/15 13 - 29/8 14 - 34/12
15 - 46/8 16 - 33/11 17 - 31/10 18 - 34/6 19 - 35/6 20 - 39/15 21 - 31/7
22 - 33/13 23 - 29/9 24 - 39/15 25 - 34/14 26 - 34/17 27 - 34/8 28 - 40/19
29 - 34/18 30 - 35/12
October - 1016/365
1 - 45/6 2 - 30/14 3 - 39/12 4 - 35/13 5 - 31/8 6 - 32/19 7 - 36/9
8 - 39/11 9 - 33/5 10 - 38/9 11 - 29/10 12 - 21/17 13 - 31/12 14 - 32/16
15 - 30/15 16 - 23/16 17 - 33/16 18 - 32/13 19 - 31/9 20 - 35/16 21 - 23/9
22 - 38/5 23 - 33/12 24 - 35/11 25 - 38/18 26 - 36/11 27 - 23/9 28 - 35/11
29 - 26/7 30 - 36/9 31 - 36/10
November - 1010/349
1 - 34/8 2 - 18/10 3 - 33/13 4 - 44/11 5 - 41/18 6 - 30/3 7 - 30/14
8 - 32/11 9 - 28/16 10 - 42/15 11 - 43/14 12 - 26/18 13 - 33/8 14 - 29/9
15 - 32/9 16 - 26/16 17 - 39/8 18 - 36/8 19 - 35/8 20 - 36/6 21 - 26/17
22 - 41/18 23 - 31/7 24 - 24/13 25 - 37/13 26 - 23/7 27 - 40/13 28 - 39/12
29 - 25/18 30 - 56/7
December - 949/437
1 - 35/11 2 - 30/13 3 - 35/9 4 - 28/15 5 - 26/12 6 - 23/11 7 - 36/16
8 - 29/11 9 - 44/9 10 - 32/16 11 - 30/10 12 - 21/17 13 - 30/12 14 - 33/22
15 - 29/17 16 - 34/15 17 - 39/15 18 - 36/6 19 - 29/12 20 - 29/16 21 - 28/12
22 - 25/19 23 - 29/17 24 - 25/14 25 - 28/17 26 - 28/19 27 - 24/8 28 - 33/17
29 - 30/12 30 - 30/13 31 - 36/15