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Cat: I find kitty litter, leev u sooprise.
Me: There's no kitty litter in my room.
Cat: It look liek book.
Me: Crap!
Cat: U find sooprise!

—Ryan Peterson
(Twitter)
Year ~ Births / Deaths
0193 ~ 1/00200 ~ 0/10201 ~ 0/11564 ~ 1/01616 ~ 0/11628 ~ 1/01667 ~ 1/01703 ~ 0/11707 ~ 1/01711 ~ 1/0
1737 ~ 1/01745 ~ 0/11747 ~ 1/01754 ~ 0/11775 ~ 1/01779 ~ 1/01780 ~ 0/11783 ~ 1/01785 ~ 1/01786 ~ 1/0
1794 ~ 0/21797 ~ 1/01799 ~ 1/01802 ~ 1/01804 ~ 1/01805 ~ 1/01812 ~ 1/01817 ~ 0/11819 ~ 1/01821 ~ 1/0
1822 ~ 1/01826 ~ 1/01828 ~ 1/01831 ~ 1/01832 ~ 1/01837 ~ 0/11845 ~ 1/01847 ~ 1/01849 ~ 1/01850 ~ 2/0
1851 ~ 0/11853 ~ 1/01855 ~ 1/01856 ~ 3/01857 ~ 3/01858 ~ 3/01859 ~ 5/21860 ~ 1/01861 ~ 1/01862 ~ 4/0
1863 ~ 6/21864 ~ 5/11865 ~ 12/01866 ~ 7/01867 ~ 13/01868 ~ 6/01869 ~ 10/01870 ~ 10/21871 ~ 15/01872 ~ 15/0
1873 ~ 9/01874 ~ 22/01875 ~ 26/11876 ~ 19/01877 ~ 16/01878 ~ 25/01879 ~ 23/01880 ~ 33/21881 ~ 33/01882 ~ 32/0
1883 ~ 25/01884 ~ 43/01885 ~ 33/01886 ~ 49/01887 ~ 57/01888 ~ 61/01889 ~ 57/11890 ~ 50/11891 ~ 52/01892 ~ 54/0
1893 ~ 65/01894 ~ 61/11895 ~ 62/01896 ~ 56/11897 ~ 54/01898 ~ 58/11899 ~ 69/01900 ~ 59/01901 ~ 67/01902 ~ 67/0
1903 ~ 70/01904 ~ 79/01905 ~ 82/01906 ~ 84/01907 ~ 91/01908 ~ 97/11909 ~ 88/01910 ~ 73/01911 ~ 82/01912 ~ 88/0
1913 ~ 102/01914 ~ 102/01915 ~ 74/01916 ~ 84/01917 ~ 102/11918 ~ 82/01919 ~ 87/11920 ~ 110/11921 ~ 86/11922 ~ 98/0
1923 ~ 118/21924 ~ 120/51925 ~ 98/21926 ~ 107/31927 ~ 103/41928 ~ 128/11929 ~ 109/31930 ~ 119/91931 ~ 93/21932 ~ 98/4
1933 ~ 106/161934 ~ 97/41935 ~ 93/81936 ~ 106/101937 ~ 112/141938 ~ 104/91939 ~ 106/161940 ~ 130/231941 ~ 123/161942 ~ 127/21
1943 ~ 124/241944 ~ 120/211945 ~ 126/241946 ~ 144/311947 ~ 156/301948 ~ 155/291949 ~ 136/261950 ~ 184/291951 ~ 127/301952 ~ 154/35
1953 ~ 127/341954 ~ 132/291955 ~ 151/341956 ~ 148/381957 ~ 147/291958 ~ 166/401959 ~ 182/341960 ~ 159/361961 ~ 179/391962 ~ 157/44
1963 ~ 163/451964 ~ 188/451965 ~ 164/371966 ~ 148/441967 ~ 150/571968 ~ 177/441969 ~ 182/531970 ~ 179/491971 ~ 173/591972 ~ 149/45
1973 ~ 140/681974 ~ 140/481975 ~ 114/631976 ~ 145/531977 ~ 116/601978 ~ 127/541979 ~ 111/691980 ~ 105/661981 ~ 88/571982 ~ 80/56
1983 ~ 78/541984 ~ 76/761985 ~ 67/741986 ~ 70/671987 ~ 54/661988 ~ 54/841989 ~ 46/811990 ~ 31/661991 ~ 23/861992 ~ 44/100
1993 ~ 35/761994 ~ 24/871995 ~ 15/751996 ~ 34/781997 ~ 22/691998 ~ 14/791999 ~ 11/912000 ~ 8/722001 ~ 6/682002 ~ 1/87
2003 ~ 3/962004 ~ 1/802005 ~ 3/942006 ~ 2/702007 ~ 1/702008 ~ 0/802009 ~ 0/752010 ~ 1/892011 ~ 0/812012 ~ 1/86
2013 ~ 3/662014 ~ 0/422015 ~ 0/422016 ~ 0/172017 ~ 0/8
January - 947/418
1 - 45/15 2 - 25/16 3 - 30/14 4 - 36/17 5 - 29/12 6 - 34/15 7 - 30/15
8 - 37/13 9 - 35/13 10 - 30/13 11 - 27/15 12 - 29/11 13 - 34/12 14 - 30/17
15 - 32/12 16 - 24/13 17 - 30/12 18 - 23/13 19 - 40/13 20 - 38/6 21 - 32/17
22 - 23/11 23 - 23/11 24 - 25/11 25 - 27/17 26 - 31/12 27 - 31/16 28 - 20/12
29 - 27/9 30 - 36/21 31 - 31/8
February - 889/376
1 - 26/23 2 - 32/10 3 - 26/12 4 - 30/13 5 - 31/10 6 - 25/12 7 - 26/12
8 - 36/10 9 - 28/14 10 - 30/16 11 - 31/18 12 - 35/15 13 - 37/19 14 - 37/12
15 - 30/13 16 - 38/8 17 - 48/13 18 - 27/14 19 - 24/14 20 - 38/9 21 - 35/11
22 - 37/15 23 - 28/9 24 - 23/15 25 - 27/7 26 - 32/11 27 - 28/13 28 - 31/15
29 - 11/4
March - 984/370
1 - 30/17 2 - 22/9 3 - 32/22 4 - 33/13 5 - 41/18 6 - 37/14 7 - 27/10
8 - 30/16 9 - 32/8 10 - 31/10 11 - 31/8 12 - 32/14 13 - 28/13 14 - 25/10
15 - 36/10 16 - 37/7 17 - 35/17 18 - 29/15 19 - 35/9 20 - 38/7 21 - 26/14
22 - 31/11 23 - 30/9 24 - 31/6 25 - 34/21 26 - 37/9 27 - 32/12 28 - 22/10
29 - 34/4 30 - 35/10 31 - 28/12
April - 954/370
1 - 32/12 2 - 25/9 3 - 39/12 4 - 39/16 5 - 32/14 6 - 36/10 7 - 26/13
8 - 27/12 9 - 24/11 10 - 35/16 11 - 27/16 12 - 25/9 13 - 25/6 14 - 37/14
15 - 35/17 16 - 40/15 17 - 37/10 18 - 39/14 19 - 33/9 20 - 38/9 21 - 22/13
22 - 31/7 23 - 35/17 24 - 33/12 25 - 25/19 26 - 37/14 27 - 26/11 28 - 33/9
29 - 37/11 30 - 23/11
May - 894/348
1 - 40/9 2 - 30/16 3 - 24/13 4 - 27/10 5 - 38/9 6 - 24/11 7 - 23/10
8 - 33/16 9 - 28/18 10 - 31/12 11 - 31/5 12 - 39/13 13 - 22/12 14 - 29/16
15 - 33/13 16 - 32/10 17 - 33/12 18 - 30/13 19 - 29/5 20 - 32/7 21 - 23/11
22 - 24/12 23 - 31/10 24 - 19/9 25 - 33/10 26 - 25/11 27 - 23/13 28 - 27/12
29 - 30/12 30 - 28/6 31 - 20/7
June - 959/341
1 - 37/16 2 - 31/13 3 - 25/13 4 - 35/7 5 - 34/11 6 - 33/14 7 - 30/12
8 - 26/9 9 - 27/9 10 - 39/10 11 - 32/11 12 - 45/10 13 - 35/12 14 - 32/17
15 - 31/10 16 - 46/7 17 - 32/12 18 - 37/11 19 - 37/12 20 - 33/7 21 - 31/7
22 - 34/15 23 - 26/12 24 - 23/9 25 - 27/10 26 - 26/8 27 - 22/16 28 - 34/10
29 - 30/14 30 - 24/16
July - 936/351
1 - 44/14 2 - 23/16 3 - 29/11 4 - 29/12 5 - 23/8 6 - 24/16 7 - 36/8
8 - 30/15 9 - 33/6 10 - 23/12 11 - 27/9 12 - 31/8 13 - 24/10 14 - 34/7
15 - 23/16 16 - 26/5 17 - 31/12 18 - 37/10 19 - 28/8 20 - 25/11 21 - 29/10
22 - 27/7 23 - 28/16 24 - 33/15 25 - 30/15 26 - 41/10 27 - 42/14 28 - 27/12
29 - 30/15 30 - 33/8 31 - 36/10
August - 1029/340
1 - 36/10 2 - 34/7 3 - 30/9 4 - 26/11 5 - 29/14 6 - 36/12 7 - 33/10
8 - 37/11 9 - 36/15 10 - 31/6 11 - 24/15 12 - 38/8 13 - 28/12 14 - 28/11
15 - 30/9 16 - 41/12 17 - 30/15 18 - 31/11 19 - 40/10 20 - 32/7 21 - 33/5
22 - 34/11 23 - 31/16 24 - 31/17 25 - 46/13 26 - 25/4 27 - 42/14 28 - 41/12
29 - 27/15 30 - 28/11 31 - 35/7
September - 982/341
1 - 30/12 2 - 32/12 3 - 30/7 4 - 32/11 5 - 26/6 6 - 26/7 7 - 30/13
8 - 30/7 9 - 37/14 10 - 36/16 11 - 30/14 12 - 30/15 13 - 29/8 14 - 33/12
15 - 45/7 16 - 33/11 17 - 31/10 18 - 33/6 19 - 35/6 20 - 38/15 21 - 30/6
22 - 33/13 23 - 28/9 24 - 39/15 25 - 34/14 26 - 33/17 27 - 32/8 28 - 37/18
29 - 33/18 30 - 34/11
October - 985/359
1 - 45/6 2 - 29/14 3 - 37/12 4 - 34/11 5 - 31/8 6 - 32/19 7 - 34/9
8 - 36/11 9 - 33/5 10 - 36/8 11 - 29/10 12 - 20/17 13 - 31/12 14 - 31/16
15 - 29/15 16 - 22/16 17 - 33/16 18 - 31/13 19 - 31/9 20 - 34/15 21 - 22/9
22 - 34/5 23 - 31/12 24 - 33/11 25 - 38/17 26 - 35/11 27 - 22/9 28 - 33/11
29 - 26/7 30 - 36/9 31 - 35/10
November - 974/340
1 - 32/8 2 - 18/10 3 - 31/13 4 - 42/11 5 - 38/17 6 - 30/3 7 - 29/14
8 - 32/11 9 - 27/16 10 - 40/15 11 - 42/13 12 - 26/17 13 - 32/7 14 - 29/9
15 - 31/9 16 - 25/16 17 - 38/8 18 - 36/7 19 - 35/8 20 - 36/6 21 - 24/16
22 - 38/18 23 - 29/7 24 - 23/12 25 - 36/12 26 - 22/7 27 - 36/13 28 - 39/12
29 - 22/17 30 - 55/7
December - 911/433
1 - 34/11 2 - 28/13 3 - 35/9 4 - 26/15 5 - 26/12 6 - 21/11 7 - 36/16
8 - 28/10 9 - 42/9 10 - 32/16 11 - 29/10 12 - 20/17 13 - 29/12 14 - 32/22
15 - 27/17 16 - 32/14 17 - 39/15 18 - 34/6 19 - 26/12 20 - 27/16 21 - 28/12
22 - 24/19 23 - 25/17 24 - 24/12 25 - 26/17 26 - 27/19 27 - 22/8 28 - 33/17
29 - 29/12 30 - 29/13 31 - 36/15