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People from my DVD collection who were born on January 17:
NameBornPassed
David TorrenceJanuary 17, 1864-December 26, 1951
Oscar ApfelJanuary 17, 1878-March 21, 1938
Mack SennettJanuary 17, 1880-November 5, 1960
Noah BeeryJanuary 17, 1882-April 1, 1946
Warren HullJanuary 17, 1903-September 14, 1974
Mona RayJanuary 17, 1905-July 3, 1986
Erdman PennerJanuary 17, 1905-November 10, 1956
Carol HughesJanuary 17, 1910-August 8, 1995
Howard Marion-CrawfordJanuary 17, 1914-November 24, 1969
Betty WhiteJanuary 17, 1922
Eartha KittJanuary 17, 1927-December 25, 2008
Jay GarnerJanuary 17, 1929-January 21, 2011
James Earl JonesJanuary 17, 1931
Shari LewisJanuary 17, 1933-April 2, 1998
John BellairsJanuary 17, 1938-March 8, 1991
Jim CashJanuary 17, 1941-March 25, 2000
Tom LowellJanuary 17, 1941
Geoffrey DeuelJanuary 17, 1943
Larry WeggerJanuary 17, 1947
Joanna DavidJanuary 17, 1947
Kevin ReynoldsJanuary 17, 1952
Deran SarafianJanuary 17, 1958
Brian HelgelandJanuary 17, 1961
Jim CarreyJanuary 17, 1962
Chris CasamassaJanuary 17, 1963
Michelle ObamaJanuary 17, 1964
Joshua MalinaJanuary 17, 1966
Genndy TartakovskyJanuary 17, 1970
Ann WolfeJanuary 17, 1971
Chris William MartinJanuary 17, 1975
Zooey DeschanelJanuary 17, 1980
Scott MechlowiczJanuary 17, 1981
Kelly Marie TranJanuary 17, 1989
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Year ~ Births / Deaths
1564 ~ 1/01616 ~ 0/11628 ~ 1/01667 ~ 1/01703 ~ 0/11707 ~ 1/01711 ~ 1/01737 ~ 1/01745 ~ 0/11747 ~ 1/0
1754 ~ 0/11775 ~ 1/01779 ~ 1/01780 ~ 0/11783 ~ 1/01785 ~ 1/01786 ~ 1/01794 ~ 0/21797 ~ 1/01799 ~ 1/0
1802 ~ 1/01804 ~ 1/01805 ~ 1/01812 ~ 1/01816 ~ 1/01817 ~ 0/11819 ~ 1/01821 ~ 1/01822 ~ 1/01826 ~ 1/0
1828 ~ 1/01831 ~ 1/01832 ~ 1/01837 ~ 0/11845 ~ 1/01847 ~ 1/01849 ~ 1/01850 ~ 2/01851 ~ 0/11853 ~ 1/0
1855 ~ 1/11856 ~ 3/01857 ~ 3/01858 ~ 3/01859 ~ 5/21860 ~ 1/01861 ~ 1/01862 ~ 4/01863 ~ 6/21864 ~ 5/1
1865 ~ 12/01866 ~ 7/01867 ~ 13/01868 ~ 6/01869 ~ 10/01870 ~ 10/21871 ~ 15/01872 ~ 15/01873 ~ 9/01874 ~ 22/0
1875 ~ 26/11876 ~ 19/01877 ~ 17/01878 ~ 26/01879 ~ 24/01880 ~ 33/21881 ~ 33/01882 ~ 32/01883 ~ 26/01884 ~ 43/0
1885 ~ 33/01886 ~ 49/01887 ~ 58/01888 ~ 63/01889 ~ 57/11890 ~ 50/11891 ~ 52/01892 ~ 55/01893 ~ 65/01894 ~ 61/1
1895 ~ 63/01896 ~ 56/11897 ~ 54/01898 ~ 59/11899 ~ 70/01900 ~ 59/01901 ~ 67/01902 ~ 67/01903 ~ 72/01904 ~ 80/0
1905 ~ 82/01906 ~ 84/01907 ~ 93/01908 ~ 98/11909 ~ 88/01910 ~ 77/01911 ~ 83/01912 ~ 89/01913 ~ 105/01914 ~ 105/0
1915 ~ 75/01916 ~ 84/01917 ~ 105/11918 ~ 82/01919 ~ 87/11920 ~ 112/11921 ~ 87/11922 ~ 99/01923 ~ 120/21924 ~ 122/5
1925 ~ 104/21926 ~ 113/31927 ~ 105/41928 ~ 133/11929 ~ 111/31930 ~ 120/91931 ~ 95/21932 ~ 99/41933 ~ 108/161934 ~ 99/4
1935 ~ 95/81936 ~ 112/101937 ~ 115/141938 ~ 108/91939 ~ 111/161940 ~ 133/231941 ~ 126/161942 ~ 134/211943 ~ 127/241944 ~ 126/21
1945 ~ 131/241946 ~ 152/311947 ~ 164/301948 ~ 160/291949 ~ 146/261950 ~ 195/291951 ~ 139/301952 ~ 164/361953 ~ 129/341954 ~ 137/29
1955 ~ 162/351956 ~ 153/381957 ~ 155/311958 ~ 175/401959 ~ 188/361960 ~ 169/361961 ~ 189/391962 ~ 171/441963 ~ 175/471964 ~ 204/46
1965 ~ 173/371966 ~ 157/451967 ~ 160/571968 ~ 194/461969 ~ 196/551970 ~ 195/491971 ~ 199/591972 ~ 161/461973 ~ 150/681974 ~ 156/48
1975 ~ 129/641976 ~ 157/531977 ~ 129/601978 ~ 148/551979 ~ 137/691980 ~ 125/681981 ~ 105/601982 ~ 99/561983 ~ 88/541984 ~ 93/77
1985 ~ 79/751986 ~ 84/681987 ~ 68/661988 ~ 64/861989 ~ 58/821990 ~ 41/681991 ~ 32/871992 ~ 51/1011993 ~ 44/781994 ~ 27/90
1995 ~ 24/751996 ~ 44/791997 ~ 29/701998 ~ 15/791999 ~ 15/922000 ~ 10/732001 ~ 9/682002 ~ 7/892003 ~ 7/992004 ~ 2/81
2005 ~ 4/1002006 ~ 6/712007 ~ 3/752008 ~ 0/862009 ~ 0/772010 ~ 1/912011 ~ 0/812012 ~ 1/882013 ~ 3/712014 ~ 0/48
2015 ~ 0/502016 ~ 0/282017 ~ 0/192018 ~ 0/272019 ~ 0/34
January - 1001/439
1 - 48/16 2 - 27/17 3 - 32/14 4 - 37/17 5 - 30/13 6 - 37/16 7 - 31/16
8 - 38/14 9 - 36/13 10 - 32/13 11 - 28/15 12 - 29/12 13 - 34/12 14 - 34/18
15 - 33/13 16 - 25/14 17 - 33/12 18 - 27/13 19 - 41/15 20 - 39/6 21 - 32/20
22 - 23/11 23 - 27/11 24 - 26/11 25 - 30/18 26 - 34/13 27 - 32/16 28 - 23/12
29 - 30/10 30 - 37/24 31 - 33/8
February - 952/396
1 - 28/23 2 - 34/11 3 - 28/12 4 - 35/16 5 - 31/11 6 - 25/12 7 - 26/14
8 - 38/12 9 - 30/15 10 - 33/17 11 - 32/18 12 - 37/16 13 - 39/19 14 - 41/13
15 - 30/14 16 - 41/8 17 - 51/14 18 - 30/14 19 - 26/14 20 - 43/9 21 - 37/12
22 - 37/17 23 - 33/10 24 - 26/15 25 - 30/7 26 - 36/11 27 - 28/13 28 - 34/16
29 - 11/4
March - 1042/385
1 - 30/17 2 - 26/9 3 - 37/24 4 - 34/14 5 - 42/18 6 - 40/14 7 - 28/11
8 - 31/17 9 - 32/8 10 - 35/10 11 - 34/8 12 - 33/15 13 - 28/13 14 - 25/11
15 - 37/11 16 - 39/9 17 - 36/17 18 - 33/15 19 - 36/9 20 - 40/7 21 - 32/14
22 - 33/11 23 - 30/9 24 - 34/6 25 - 34/21 26 - 40/10 27 - 33/12 28 - 25/10
29 - 36/4 30 - 36/12 31 - 30/14
April - 1002/383
1 - 33/12 2 - 29/10 3 - 39/12 4 - 40/16 5 - 35/14 6 - 36/11 7 - 27/14
8 - 27/12 9 - 24/11 10 - 37/16 11 - 27/17 12 - 26/10 13 - 26/6 14 - 38/14
15 - 35/18 16 - 41/16 17 - 38/10 18 - 41/14 19 - 38/9 20 - 38/9 21 - 24/14
22 - 35/7 23 - 37/17 24 - 36/12 25 - 27/20 26 - 38/15 27 - 27/11 28 - 35/9
29 - 40/12 30 - 26/12
May - 961/359
1 - 43/9 2 - 30/16 3 - 29/13 4 - 30/10 5 - 40/10 6 - 26/11 7 - 24/11
8 - 36/17 9 - 30/18 10 - 33/12 11 - 33/5 12 - 40/13 13 - 24/13 14 - 29/18
15 - 34/13 16 - 34/10 17 - 35/12 18 - 32/14 19 - 36/5 20 - 34/7 21 - 24/11
22 - 26/13 23 - 33/10 24 - 22/10 25 - 36/10 26 - 26/11 27 - 24/13 28 - 28/13
29 - 35/12 30 - 31/7 31 - 21/7
June - 1016/355
1 - 38/17 2 - 36/14 3 - 26/13 4 - 36/7 5 - 36/12 6 - 35/14 7 - 31/13
8 - 31/9 9 - 29/9 10 - 40/10 11 - 34/13 12 - 47/10 13 - 36/13 14 - 34/18
15 - 33/10 16 - 47/8 17 - 33/12 18 - 39/12 19 - 38/13 20 - 35/7 21 - 33/7
22 - 35/15 23 - 26/13 24 - 25/9 25 - 30/10 26 - 28/8 27 - 25/16 28 - 35/11
29 - 35/15 30 - 25/16
July - 1005/365
1 - 46/14 2 - 26/17 3 - 32/11 4 - 31/12 5 - 24/8 6 - 28/16 7 - 38/8
8 - 32/15 9 - 35/7 10 - 27/12 11 - 29/9 12 - 32/9 13 - 26/11 14 - 38/7
15 - 25/17 16 - 27/5 17 - 37/13 18 - 42/12 19 - 28/11 20 - 26/11 21 - 31/10
22 - 27/8 23 - 29/16 24 - 38/15 25 - 31/15 26 - 42/12 27 - 43/14 28 - 27/12
29 - 31/15 30 - 39/8 31 - 38/10
August - 1095/355
1 - 37/10 2 - 41/8 3 - 33/9 4 - 28/11 5 - 30/14 6 - 41/12 7 - 39/11
8 - 38/11 9 - 40/15 10 - 33/7 11 - 26/18 12 - 38/9 13 - 28/13 14 - 29/11
15 - 33/9 16 - 42/14 17 - 30/15 18 - 33/11 19 - 45/10 20 - 34/7 21 - 34/5
22 - 35/11 23 - 33/18 24 - 34/17 25 - 47/14 26 - 28/5 27 - 43/14 28 - 44/12
29 - 27/15 30 - 29/12 31 - 36/7
September - 1040/353
1 - 33/14 2 - 33/12 3 - 31/8 4 - 32/11 5 - 29/6 6 - 31/8 7 - 35/13
8 - 34/7 9 - 40/14 10 - 37/17 11 - 30/14 12 - 33/15 13 - 30/8 14 - 35/12
15 - 46/8 16 - 33/11 17 - 31/10 18 - 34/6 19 - 36/6 20 - 41/15 21 - 31/8
22 - 33/13 23 - 29/9 24 - 40/15 25 - 34/14 26 - 35/18 27 - 35/9 28 - 41/19
29 - 38/18 30 - 36/12
October - 1044/369
1 - 45/6 2 - 30/14 3 - 40/12 4 - 37/13 5 - 32/8 6 - 32/19 7 - 36/9
8 - 39/11 9 - 35/5 10 - 38/9 11 - 29/10 12 - 21/17 13 - 32/12 14 - 33/16
15 - 31/15 16 - 24/17 17 - 35/17 18 - 32/14 19 - 31/9 20 - 37/16 21 - 26/9
22 - 38/5 23 - 35/12 24 - 36/12 25 - 39/18 26 - 37/11 27 - 24/9 28 - 36/11
29 - 26/7 30 - 39/9 31 - 37/10
November - 1047/351
1 - 35/8 2 - 21/10 3 - 34/13 4 - 44/11 5 - 42/19 6 - 30/3 7 - 31/14
8 - 33/11 9 - 28/16 10 - 43/15 11 - 44/14 12 - 27/18 13 - 35/8 14 - 30/9
15 - 34/9 16 - 28/16 17 - 41/8 18 - 37/8 19 - 36/8 20 - 36/6 21 - 30/17
22 - 42/18 23 - 33/8 24 - 24/13 25 - 38/13 26 - 24/7 27 - 42/13 28 - 40/12
29 - 27/18 30 - 57/7
December - 968/448
1 - 36/12 2 - 30/14 3 - 37/9 4 - 28/16 5 - 26/13 6 - 25/11 7 - 36/16
8 - 29/13 9 - 44/9 10 - 32/16 11 - 31/10 12 - 21/17 13 - 30/12 14 - 35/22
15 - 29/17 16 - 34/15 17 - 40/17 18 - 38/6 19 - 30/12 20 - 30/18 21 - 28/12
22 - 26/19 23 - 30/17 24 - 27/14 25 - 28/17 26 - 28/19 27 - 24/8 28 - 33/18
29 - 32/12 30 - 30/13 31 - 36/15