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So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it... Computer - erase that entire personal log.

—Captain Sisko
(Avery Brooks)
[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]
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No Deposit, No Return [1976] (1 disc)

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Director:Norman Tokar
Writer:Arthur Alsberg
Don Nelson
Composer:Buddy Baker
Length:111 minutes
(1 hour 51 minutes)
MPAA Rating:G
Sorting Category:Family
IMDB Rating:5.7/10
Amazon Rating:3.5/5 stars
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  • Comedy
  • Kids
  • Family
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Synopsis: Two kids will do anything to not have to spend their holiday with their grandfather, even pretend to be kidnapped.


Reaction: A bit silly, but Don Knotts is very funny.


Personal Rating: 7/10

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Norman Tokar => Director
Arthur Alsberg => Writer
Don Nelson => Writer
Buddy Baker => Composer
Barbara Feldon => Carolyn Osborne
Brad Savage => Jay Osborne
Charles Martin Smith => Det. Longnecker
Darren McGavin => Duke
David Niven => J.W. Osborne
Don Knotts => Bert Delaney
Herschel Bernardi => Sgt. Max Turner
Iris Adrian => Housewife
James Hong => Ming Lo
John Williams [II] => Jameson the Butler
Kim Richards => Tracy Osborne
Vic Tayback => Big Joe Adamo

Random Trivia For This Title:

  • Don Knotts said that one day, while he was filming scenes for this project in the San Francisco airport, a director approached him and said he would like to cast him in a dramatic film one day. Although it never happened, Knotts said he was flattered by the offer. The director was [?] Sam Peckinpah.