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Ryan Peterson [3]


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Born:February 1, 1978 (39)
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BYU 56th Ward Movie Night 2005 [2005](27) => Director
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Ryan Peterson
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You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow. *pbpbbppbplbpblblpblpblp*
Ryan Peterson
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I was still born yesterday. I am still born today. And I hope to still be born tomorrow.
Ryan Peterson
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Went to the courthouse yesterday to get my birth certificate renewed. They said they don't do that. So what happens when it expires?
Ryan Peterson
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Gravity doesn't exist. The world sucks.
Ryan Peterson
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Soylent Green is people! Delicious delicious people!
Ryan Peterson
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This is the latest day of my life!
Ryan Peterson
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This is the greatest life of my day!
Ryan Peterson
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Cat: I find kitty litter, leev u sooprise.
Me: There's no kitty litter in my room.
Cat: It look liek book.
Me: Crap!
Cat: U find sooprise!
Ryan Peterson
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Me:Oh, good morning cat.
Cat: u noze iz mous
Me: No it's ... Yeaaargh!
Cat: u mous taest funny
Ryan Peterson
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If you eat antepasto, then eat pasta, does that make your stomach empty again?
Ryan Peterson
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If Canada really has universal health care, doesn't that mean that they should cover OUR health care too?
Ryan Peterson
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If it's really the World Cup, doesn't that mean everyone should have a turn with it? How come America never gets a turn to win it? Boo Hoo!
Ryan Peterson
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They tell me most accidents occur within 5 miles of my home. If so, what is it about my home that makes everybody so clumsy?
Ryan Peterson
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If 'post' means after, does that explain why the post office is always late?
Ryan Peterson
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Me: I'm a solipsist.
Adam: I know you are, but what am I?
Ryan Peterson
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If there truly is a Lord of the Dance, does that mean that there is one evil dance to rule them all? I bet it's the Macarena.
Ryan Peterson
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If this Jeep's a-rockin', I'm being mauled by a-dilophosaurus. Ockin'.
Ryan Peterson
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The H-bomb isn't so bad. That tech can be used as a power source. Like to power Terminators. And that's a much cooler way to kill people.
Ryan Peterson
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Existing tautologies are.
Ryan Peterson
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If someone 'Goes Postal' these days, does that mean they've become slow and outdated?
Ryan Peterson
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Man my eye is killing me. Stupid allergies. Who else out there is allergic to eyes?
Ryan Peterson
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Be sure to watch Alien today and wish their computer a happy MU-TH-UR's day!
Ryan Peterson
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I was fine 'til I turned 23 and learned I'm actually my evil twin. I'm making up for lost time and 9500 noogies are killing my knuckles.
Ryan Peterson
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Marriage Tip #1: Don't let the sun set on an argument. Take a plane to a new time zone. Then she can't ever say you never take her anywhere.
Ryan Peterson
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King Midas' family must REALLY hate when he does the 'pull my finger gag'.
Ryan Peterson
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What signal does the commissioner shine in the sky to call for the Flash?
Ryan Peterson
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So there I was, dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight. Turns out it's nothing special. I just wish he'd let me lead.
Ryan Peterson
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Maybe the chicken needed to cross the road, and maybe it didn't. I'll tell you one thing, though. That chicken had a wizard of a PR Rep.
Ryan Peterson
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!dnah tfel ym htiw teewt ot denrael tsuj I
Ryan Peterson
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I've been playing "Internet" for years now and I'm getting nowhere. Does anybody know how to activate "God Mode" on this thing?
Ryan Peterson
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Just bought a new dictionary. Please, nobody spoil the ending for me.
Ryan Peterson
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Sorry if my tweets don't make much sense. I've been diagnosed with a terminal case of non sequitur pudding is a funny word.
Ryan Peterson
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I finally know how Neil Diamond felt. I've been shouting at my chair for hours now and it won't even do me the courtesy of acknowledging me.
Ryan Peterson
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Woo Hoo!! I finally figured out the purpose of life! And the answer's so simple! I would have written it here, but I ran out of space to wri
Ryan Peterson
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Wearing women's shoes isn't the hard part. It's buying heels and nylons and getting those judging looks from the girl who checks you out.
Ryan Peterson
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Me: Okay, candy. I'm gonna eat you now, okay?
Candy: Okay, but I'm gonna make you fat and give you cavities, okay?
Me: Nooooooooooookay.
Ryan Peterson
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This is not an April Fool's tweet. *snicker* *snicker snicker* *this is gonna be great*
Ryan Peterson
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I thought about turning atheist. But you don't do that on a whim, so I prayed about it. And something told me not to. Well, maybe tomorrow.
Ryan Peterson
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My ears were burning earlier today. I guess that's what I get for not using proper ear protection.
Ryan Peterson
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No unisex bathrooms! Keep it as it should be: Separate but icky.
Ryan Peterson
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Sorry I'm late. I got held after for cheating on my blood test. How was I supposed to know AAA+ wasn't a blood type?
Ryan Peterson
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Sorry I'm late. We ran out of Total and I had to eat twelve bowls of shredded wheat.
Ryan Peterson
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This morning I woke to a mysterious knocking at the door so I took it in to the shop. Turns out the door's timing belt was off.
Ryan Peterson
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Frankly, my darling, I don't give a meh.
Ryan Peterson
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How do I meh? Let me count the ways. One. Two. ... Eh, close enough.
Ryan Peterson
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To meh or not to meh. That is ... uh ... yadda yadda yadda.
Ryan Peterson
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Mere words can not describe the utter depths of my meh.
Ryan Peterson
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Last night, I dreamed I was sleeping. Thankfully, just before I woke up, I hit the ground.