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You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal, ... and then maybe, *maybe* we'll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You can't change that by getting all ... bendy.

—Jayne
(Adam Baldwin)
[Firefly]
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Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

(2007)
Author: Brandon Sanderson
Publisher: Gollancz
Pages: 0
Personal Rating: 8/10
Amazon: 4.5/5
Goodreads: 4/5
Bindings:Compilation
Series:
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Found in:The Complete Alcatraz [2013]
Classifications:Comedy
Fantasy
Action
Synopsis:
On his thirteenth birthday, foster child Alcatraz Smedry gets a bag of sand in the mail-his only inheritance from his father and mother. He soon learns that this is no ordinary bag of sand. It is quickly stolen by the cult of evil Librarians who are taking over the world by spreading misinformation and suppressing truth. Alcatraz must stop them, using the only weapon he has: an incredible talent for breaking things.
Reaction:
Funny and inventive. Sanderson takes a few jabs at Harry Potter while playing on the cliches that helped make that series so popular. Great for kids.