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Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway

(2001)

	Author:	Dave Barry
	Illustrator:	No Illustrators Set
	Editor:	No Editors Set
	Publisher:	Ballantine Books
	Pages:	205

	Personal Rating:	0/10
	Amazon:	4/5
	Goodreads:	4/5

Bindings:

Paper Back

Classifications:

Comedy

Synopsis:

Below the Beltway includes Barry's stirring account of how the United States was born, including his version of a properly rewritten Declaration (When in the course of human events it behooves us, the people, not to ask "What can our country do for us, anyway?" but rather whether we have anything to fear except fear itself...) and a revised Constitution (Section II: The House of Representatives shall be composed of people who own at least two dark suits and have not been indicted recently.).