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Sorry I'm late. I got held after for cheating on my blood test. How was I supposed to know AAA+ wasn't a blood type?

—Ryan Peterson

Welcome to Ab Dash Rad!

I am developing this site so I can display several of my own creative endeavours and other items I simply enjoy.

How Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Should Have Ended — This one's just for fun from

Jib Jab Leprechaun Rap — This one was generated at

If you're interested, check out to see a different project I am currently working on.

I also have a store called the Zombie Cafe where I highlight and make suggestions regarding various products.